Now Im mature I can sense in my heart
That it happened too late and Im falling apart.
Its not just attention Im tending to lack,
But my abs are less tight and my biceps are slack.
My hair, once a forest, now looks like a moor,
I was once eagle-eyed , but my eyesights now poor.
My hearings all right on the second repeat,
And Id rather not mention the state of my feet.
I was only just telling a friend, by the way,
Damn! Ive totally lost what I wanted to say!